I never have nightmares, but last night I dreamt that I climbed into bed with a pretty girl and was subsequently attacked with a chainsaw. Not cool, brain. Not cool.
The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.
Bart’s Second Hand Bookstore. The second largest outdoor bookstore in the world AND!! It works on an honor system. If you need a book at any time? No biggie, come pick up your read and leave the money in the box. They also have a cat/polar bear named Pygmy.
oooh i love this, it’s so cozy
"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”
I don’t think any song pisses me off more than “Happy”. It’s from a kids’ movie. It’s super simple and super catchy so that it will appeal to children. Yet, it’s everywhere. Grow the fuck up, everyone. Ditch your Pampers, finish your peas, and stop liking this song. I don’t want to see Jay-Z’s remix of Row Row Row Your Boat top the Billboard chart only to then be bested by Blake Shelton’s Rafi tribute album. It’s bad, and Get Lucky is almost as bad.
I welcome your hate.
Apparently there’s some huge sports event on TV tonight. A bunch of cats and dogs are going to fight in a big room full of Texans holding balls and baskets. And afterward they’re going on a champagne ship. Apparently they do this every year with different beasts and it’s a really big deal. Maybe I should watch.
Online dating has been a huge disappointment.
I’ve now had my new car as long as I had my last one. Tomorrow is supposed to be the exact same kind of morning as it was when I totaled the last one. I’m completely expecting to total my car tomorrow.
I need to find an apartment in Austin.
I didn’t get into FSU, but that’s okay. It made my decision a lot easier.
I weigh more than I’ve ever weighed in my life, and it fucking sucks.
I’m seriously considering deleting this account and reducing my internet presence altogether.
That is all. Goodnight.